I hate dentists

Well, actually, it's more the dental hygienists that I dislike. I guess that it is a necessary fact of life that you have to pay them a visit (literally) a couple of times a year. Luckily for me I got a pat on the back and walked out of there 30 minutes later still with no cavities. Thank goodness for 1) fluorinated water and 2) parents that didn't feed me too much junk as a kid.