Can it get any more crazy? You never can tell. I just wanted to write down this scripture with just a minor change:
Behold, thou art Jeff, and I have spoken unto thee because of thy desires; therefore atreasure up these words in thy heart. Be faithful and bdiligent in keeping the commandments of God, and I will encircle thee in the arms of my clove. (Doctrine and Covenants 6:20).