Look out, Lance! I love my new bike! 

Happy Birthday, Olivia! You're 5 years old! 

Totally Stupid Act (TSA for short)

Okay, so the only highlight that I'm writing about my return trip to Orlando (after being home a whopping 48 hours) takes place in the SLC airport. I was checking in and waiting in my "special" line (for all of those frequent flyers). I turned to look at the X-ray screening where TSA checks your bags and saw this employee going through this one bag. He found a magazine and began going through it. No lie the guy probably spent a good 2 or 3 minutes reading this magazine (no it wasn't a nice girly one). I just had to chuckle. Next time I fly, I'll have to throw in some jokes or something interesting besides my socks and underwear. It must be quite boring (or entertaining) for those folks.

Hey, is that the President? Naw, it's just my "cool" brother-in-law, Ryan